OPINION: A mate of this old mutt's almost choked on his dog tucker when he came across the musings of former NZ First MP and newly elected Otago Feds chair Mark Patterson.
The survey, commissioned by No Meat May, also found that 47% of Aussie blokes saw eating meat as a 'masculine undertaking'.
While 81% of participants said they care about the environment, 79% said they wouldn't give up meat to help the planet.
These results - predictably - upset the sickly, woke, vegan co-founder of No Meat May, Ryan Alexander, who described the survey as "alarming".
"It shows Australian men are either not aware of any of these faces, don't believe them, or simply don't care," Alexander whined.
Meanwhile, this old mutt hopes that Kiwi men are as red blooded as their Australian counterparts.