Tuesday, 30 May 2023 13:55

Too late!

Written by  Milking It

OPINION: The storm in a teacup caused by The Hound revealing another rural publisher took 'public interest journalism' funding reminds Milking It of an exchange supposedly between Winston Churchill and a socialite he met at a function.

Actually, it sounds like a tall story, but it nicely illustrates what some media sound like when defending themselves for taking the strings-attached funding.

The story goes, Churchill asked the socialite if she would sleep with him for him for five million pounds. She replied, 'I suppose I would'. When asked if she would do it for five pounds, she haughtily replied 'What type of woman do you think I am?' To which he said, 'We've just established that, now we're just negotiating over the price!'

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