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THEY SAY never give a sucker an even break or a politician a chance to speak or you will pay dearly.

THE HOUND hears that smokers at this year’s Golden Shears were under the watchful eye of smoking police during the four days of competition.

HOW TIMES have changed. Your old mate nearly made a puddle on a conference floor recently when he saw the dairy industry was introducing SMPs – ‘supplementary minimum prices’ to those of us who have been around a few years; a throwback to the Muldoon years.

THIS OLD mutt reckons the muppets who proposed the ill-fated ‘fart tax’ a few years ago may have had health and safety issues in mind, rather than just saving the planet.

THE HOUND reckons Fed’s chief Conor English – who has announced he will step down from his role in July

THIS OLD mutt has always been suspicious about our cousins from across the ditch.

THE HOUND – like many – was rightly critical of Fonterra chairman John Wilson’s invisible-man act and unwillingness to front during last year’s not-botulism scare.

YOUR OLD mate is well aware of the struggles the ag sector has in attracting young people.

YOUR OLD mate would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at the recent Primary Sector chief executive’s bootcamp conference, coming as it did in the wake of the Fonterra’s clostridium botulinum and nitrate contamination incidents, not to mention Alliance’s labelling lapse and Westland’s own nitrate niggle.

FEDS’ SO-CALLED news mag National Farming Review is out, looking like a compendium of junior-high school essays – written by every Feds’ policy analyst.