Federated Farmers Release 2026 Election Platform
With the general election just molnths away, farmers have launched a five-point plan for the next government.
“Three wild deer, two wall-a-bies, and bush pigs rooting in the fi-eld.” Etc.
It’s a good gimmick, and a serious issue with pests spreading disease, destroying native forests, killing native birds and pasture.
Feds have booked a large billboard outside the Beehive and will feature a new pest each day in the lead-up to Christmas.
This mutt could add a few pests to that list who also need “urgent attention”, most of them being the two-legged variety!
Regional council officials, greenies, animal rights activists, climate activists, local MPs during elections, reporters, striking union members, woke school principals… the list goes on and on!
